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To be annoyed at these shocked fat free bitches?

157 replies

DeanaPiana · 17/04/2017 19:52

Perhaps you'll know who I mean. Not sure what brand but there's a Greek Yoghurt advert with shouty/shocked women when they find out the yoghurt is Fat FREE!

In one ad, the man looses his control of the pottery. In the other he looses control of a bolder of some sort.

Equally annoying is the Oak Furniture land manager and his annoying assistant. Terrible ad. Maybe I'm just easily fucked off.

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AnnieAnoniMouse · 17/04/2017 20:42

On the other hand I LOVE the advert with the dog looking for the mud!

Not great for them though as I don't know what product it is, only that the dog is gorgeous & funny!

topcat2014 · 17/04/2017 20:43

I woke up one morning, and asked people at work if they had seen VIPoo, thought I must have dreamt it.

Unhairymaclary · 17/04/2017 20:43

The purple bricks advert makes me feel sick. The woman shoves her face into a cake, which is fine, but the huge blob of jam sliding down her face makes me heave!

fruityb · 17/04/2017 20:43

It's the pilots in the gocompare one I can't bear - fantastic idea skip! Argh!

DontTouchTheMoustache · 17/04/2017 20:43

lucky I almost started my own thread about that advert! He voice is so high pitched I have to mute the bloody TV when it comes on!

AwaywiththePixies27 · 17/04/2017 20:43

YNBU.

The secret escapes advert makes me feel all stabby.

The dog singing where's all the mud gone makes me feel the same. Also, don't get me started on that "all clean, ready to dress Dexter again" vanish ad in that stupid voice. Like the woman's going to be thick enough to not know what to do with a baby and a new clean babygro.

TheMasterNotMargarita · 17/04/2017 20:44

TeSCO food love stories.
My wife doesn't know I don't like spicy food, I've kept it secret for 20 years.
Aye ok then Hmm.

topcat2014 · 17/04/2017 20:45

Mind you, I do love a good advert - my favourite is the Yorkshire tea one, where the receptionist puts the call on hold with a real band.

Nicky333 · 17/04/2017 20:45

I think that the OFL advertisements are quite funny.

The ones I don't find funny at all are the ones with James Corden in.

NotYoda · 17/04/2017 20:46

Neon

Dh has a crush on the Trivago brunette ,

He likes her in the black dress, apparently

I like the way she explains things so simply

I hate the Greek yoghurt one where she gets all smirky because the lifeguard trips over. Like it makes him stupid or something

TheMasterNotMargarita · 17/04/2017 20:46

Oh God yes Flash dog too.

And Tena lady pants.

PaulDacresFeministConscience · 17/04/2017 20:46

Can't stand Nicole Shitslinger in the Muller adverts. The vapid giggle and faux cutesy clumsiness make me feel stabby.

I also REALLY dislike the current hot tub advert that's airing in the daytime at the moment. The bloody nebby woman poking her nose over the fence to spy on the neighbours in their hot tub. Cut to an indulgent nod from her DH and then a shot of her sitting in a waffle weave and slippers simpering and gurning away whilst he's building the fucking thing - because clearly it's a 5 minute job and won't take any time to fill and heat Hmm

DeanaPiana · 17/04/2017 20:47

Yes yes to those stupid Tesco Food Love Stories. Makes the cast look thick as shite

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counterpoint · 17/04/2017 20:47

Doesn't detract from the fact that "TOTAL" (real) Greek yoghurt has FIVE strains of gut-friendly bacteria that, with just a few spoonfuls a day, have saved me from enormous vet's bills (for eat anything labrador) and keep me nicely in tune with regular rhythms too, if you know what I mean. Grin

NotYoda · 17/04/2017 20:47

The Andrex one with pseudo children describing the feeling of a clean arse in pseudo-terms fucks me right off.

AwaywiththePixies27 · 17/04/2017 20:48

Oh and the Tesco food love stories!

The one about the kid not liking the veg but liking the soup. Pfft! My carrot hating kid can sniff a rogue carrot out from 100 yards away! Grin

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PaulDacresFeministConscience · 17/04/2017 20:48

Oh I like the flash dog

I also love the clearscore credit check cat and dog - Flearoy and Moose.

But my favourite ad at the moment is the Samsung ostrich one. Makes me feel a bit poignant and emotional, but not sure why.

JustDanceAddict · 17/04/2017 20:48

Nicole Shitsinger on the Muller ads makes me want to punch the screen.

NotYoda · 17/04/2017 20:49

Paul

Aaargh yes! The yoghurt on the nose. I think it's meant to be sexy or something

AwaywiththePixies27 · 17/04/2017 20:49

Can't stand Nicole Shitslinger in the Muller adverts

😂

Goingtobeawesome · 17/04/2017 20:49

I hate the vape adverts

KurriKurri · 17/04/2017 20:51

The washing powder advert where there is a shop that throws shit all over the clothes then washes them and sells them. And some awful woman shrieks 'no way' in the most annoying voice ever.

That fairy liquid advert where the little boy says ' I want to make a rocket and I've been waiting aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages for the bottle' he also has a very annoying voice which would make me say 'well you can't have it unless you stop whining'

Any adverts where we are supposed to enjoy people singing really badly and fitting shit lyrics to well known tunes. The security guy with some gambling game singing like a toad to 'Papa Loves Mambo' is the worse at the moment. Makes me feel murderous.

Biffsboys · 17/04/2017 20:51

The man in denim shorts and high heels , I need to switch when he comes on Angry

AwaywiththePixies27 · 17/04/2017 20:51

Oh topcat2014 I love the Yorkshire tea one. Bit then again if I died tomorrow and someone cut me open I'd bleed Yorkshire tea. Grin

Oh me and DCs find the new Weetabix one funny.

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