Oh gawd the ads wind me up something rotten
WHY do people not know the t&cs and specifics of their insurance policy that they need Harvey Keitel to come and tell them what their cover includes? Didn't they read their policy?
Where did all the dirt go off that damn Flash dog go?? He shook it off everywhere for sure, but wouldn't he still have been dirty before he had a bath?! And if he had been bathed, why did the bath still look spattered? And where do they get those mops and cloths that magic dirt away, so you don't even have filthy rinse water??
And that annoying Vileda mop woman - GIVE YOUR DS DIRECTIONS TO THE MOP TO CLEAN UP AFTER HIS FILTHY SHOES, HE'S NOT A BABY YOU KNOW. And why isn't he cringing at her pretending to play air guitar on the mop? Honestly!
To the giant who discovers Jack has had his Weetabix - why don't you eat the rest of his box of Weetabix you muppet?! Watch the little maggot squirm then...
The woman who "didn't know Oral B even made a toothpaste" - why don't you join forces with that imbecile who asked her dentist if an electric toothbrush is better than a manual? You're soooo well matched. If you're so hazy about dental care, why don't you have hideous green teeth?
Toilet Duck: no more germs, no more worries? I am not worried about germs in my lavatory, we use it for getting rid of crap, not for banqueting!!!
Dulux your paint may be wipeable but that doesn't mean all that dirt can be wiped off the sofa, the rug, the girl's dress, the dried flower arrangement...
I also get irrationally annoyed that crisp packets, for example, have clearly never been sealed; the neat opening at the top is so untypical of a real crisp packet and somehow that really enrages me... 
Gosh that's better. I do actually enjoy ads and getting worked up by them