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Bastard pollen.

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MOIST · 14/04/2017 22:10

Fucking bastard shit wanking bloody pollen.

I have a doo on tomorrow and I look like I've been punched in both eyes.

And if they don't stop itching and burning very soon I swear o will be digging them both out of my head. With a spoon.

Fucksake. Bastards.

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DoItTooJulia · 14/04/2017 22:16

Do not touch them. I know it's so hard not to.

Got any chamomile tea bags? Make up the tea with two bags. Let it cool right down-ice it. Once cold place in closed eyes. Feel the bliss.

Repeat as needed. You can use the water to soak cotton pads in for the same effect too.

Get eye drops tomorrow.

But yes, bastard pollen. Sad

DoItTooJulia · 14/04/2017 22:17

*on cold eyes! On!

MOIST · 14/04/2017 22:19

It's too late. I rubbed them and it felt so good. Now it feels like there are spiky rocks in them. And this is with an montj pre-loading antihistamine, nose spray And drops.
Bastard pollen. Horrid trees

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MOIST · 14/04/2017 22:20

S
Will soak with tea. Sounds soothing

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Waddlelikeapenguin · 14/04/2017 22:23

Have you washed your hair (& changed all your clothes)? Pollen seems to stay in my hairas some kind of evil slow release mechanism.
Drink gallons of water too Flowers

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