There is a woman on the train with me...

[NotAlice]

Who is literally reading her book aloud.

She started mouthing, then very quietly, almost breathing the words and now she's whispering quite loudly.

She's sitting opposite me and wearing noise cancelling headphones.

It's quite annoying, but also I sometimes find myself accidentally reading aloud and would be mortified if it was me.

Her book is quite racy.

AIBU to somehow let her know??

Free audio book

Although perhaps not the material to be sharing with the carriage

I actually said "aah, err, nora"
Thank you, OP. I needed a larf, what with the world as we know it coming to an end shortly thanks to Trump.

Reading out loud? - perhaps its a picture book.

monstiebags "Reading out loud? - perhaps its a picture book."

No, the woman wasn't reading out pictures, she was definitely reading words out loud.

I wish stuff like this happened to me this whole thread had me lolling

Errrr.... look for someone with a hidden camera. Unless she's special needs, it sounds like a joke set-up for a tv show to me. Ant and Dec, maybe?!

Its definitely The Siren.
Good book, I suggest the series. (Original Sinners)

The author of the book, Tiffany Reisz has posted a link to this thread on her Facebook! 😂

Please note- there is no shagging sofas involved 🙈🙈🙈