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Cheese and Pickle Sandwich

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UrsulaPandress · 12/04/2017 15:03

If you were injured and laid up in bed, and requested said sandwich for lunch, would you expect the sandwich, or a tray bearing the bread, cheese, butter dish, pickle jar and a knife?

My bed is now full, full I tell you, of sodding crumbs. I've had to drag my sorry damaged arse out of bed to bat away the crumbs. Twice. I missed some the first time.

OP posts:
AdaColeman · 12/04/2017 17:16

When I was ill in bed once (a very rare thing for me) I was brought a plate of slightly past it watercress, he called it salad!!
Yes dear reader, I divorced him.

UrsulaPandress · 12/04/2017 17:23

He's just brought me wine.

Hic.

OP posts:
AdaColeman · 12/04/2017 17:27

Oh that's more like it!
Hope you recover soon!

livefornaps · 13/04/2017 11:11

How's the head today? Wink anymore errant bacon sandwiches?

ChocolateSherberts2017 · 13/04/2017 11:14

Easily fixed, the next time he's ill make sure you give him a tray of ingredients to make his own soup/sandwich/snack etc.

listsandbudgets · 13/04/2017 11:21

Hope you dont have a portable stove for camping OP .... if so youd better make space on the bed side table before yoir next hot meal

goose1964 · 13/04/2017 11:41

He knows how boring being stuck in bed is so he brought you something to so

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