Exercise and showering

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Aibu (pretty sure I'm not but am being treated as if I've asked him to fly to the moon and fetch me some moon cheese) to expect dh to have a shower after a three hour mountain treck, before getting in to bed?

Runner here. YADNBU, that's absolutely disgusting.

Perhaps OP can paint the walls in return for him having a shower.

Hang on, do people really shower after having a shit? How practical is that really?

AndNone I was just thinks the same. I have IBS, I'd never be out of the decking shower. 😁😳

fecking*

I have a friend who told me that her male colleagues complained that one of their number would cycle to work in the morning, and then have a strip wash in the sinks in the men's toilets. He would then do physical jerks, naked. They would go in to wash their coffee cups and be confronted by a naked man spasmodically leaping about as if electrocuted. Most off-putting and tended to ruin their mornings.

Perhaps you could suggest the strip wash and physical jerks to your DH? He'd be cleaner and it would have entertainment value.

Toad nope. I'm working full time, he's not. He gets to do that stuff when DD is at school.

Mysterious they washed their cups in the sinks in the toilets? Yuck.

They would go in to wash their coffee cups and be confronted by a naked man spasmodically leaping about as if electrocuted. Most off-putting and tended to ruin their mornings

Oh, that made me laugh!