Parking thread

[ivykaty44]

It's parked in my space and I need to try to block it in

Hilarious.

I think it's blooms cheeky parking in my space...

I think a note on the windscreen is required here.

Do you have some massive step ladders?

You do know the only thing stopping it is those little wooden blocks behind the wheels right? Remove those and it will silently roll backwards and away.

Hmmm. That's going to need extra large wheelie bins.

The cheek of it.

Lol 😂

Supersized penguin bollards, get them 50 feet tall! 🛩🐧

That happened on a flight i was on once. The pilot apologised, for the delay. He said an easyjet plane was in our space. We had to wait about 30 mins for it to move.

That photo doesn't really explain what's going on. I need a diagram

What a beautifully cultivated runway

Phone 101 and have it logged

Diagram to follow

Diagram as promised

And so blatantly showing off their undercarriage......

Dirty nappy in the windscreen, and park ur car up its arse

Check with the neighbour, it could be the neighbours carers transport parking on your drive cause they haven't got a parking badge.....

A lady just walked past pushing a trolley and asked if i wanted mushroom stroganoff or beef wellington..?

Banana in the tail pipe?

Tell her you only eat purple gluten free foods grown organically on the slopes of mount kilamajaro.
Next thing you know she'll be trying to flog you stuff, probably a timeless vie mlm scheme. Do not get dragged in.
Seek therapy immediately.

I set off to work the other morning to find the neighbour brought his work vehicle home, the cab for his lorry! Parked it quite neatly amongst the row of normal cars, think he just about managed to squeeze it in 🙂

Love the randomness of the diagram.

I think you need to put tape round it and a note on the windscreen

Is that a wine bottle and glass in your diagram? 😂

No one has come back but I'm going to have to pop to the loo.
Will keep you updated