To wonder what the hell they were on when they made this tea towel?

[SalemSaberhagen]

I forgot we had it to be honest. I had buried it away in a drawer to get away from the sheer awfulness of it (DP bought it, for some reason).

Not even just one mistake on it. I'm sharing it because I know it will make you all as annoyed as it does me

My daughter would love the sentiment and hate the grammar

The font makes it look like 'darm' instead of alarm, at least to my eyes.

I can see that claudia. I don't know what pisses me off the most - the missing apostrophe, lack of punctuation, or the font.