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Original poster

AIBU to think that the blame lies with sainsbury !

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Lonelymummyof1 · 04/04/2017 00:51

( light hearted )

So 8 weeks ago my sort of boyfriend / just stays over saturday nights was on his way over now this has been a weekly routine for about 14 months.

Anyway completely forgot that we had ran out of condoms.

So I get to sainsbury at 9.50 when it is meant to shut at 10 and the dam shutters are closed !

Erghhh

So anyway being stupid as as I am or just fairly impatient I went with oh well its only once right ...what harm could it do.

Fast foward today after a week of vomitting and a positive line appears on a stick.

Sainsbury if you shut at 10 shut at 10 not 9.50 !!!!!

OP posts:
Doublevodkaredbull · 04/04/2017 01:00

You had unprotected sex. You knew the risks.

ClemDanfango · 04/04/2017 01:01

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CrispPacket · 04/04/2017 01:02

Take 'em to the cleaners ;)

SpreadYourHappiness · 04/04/2017 01:05

The blame lies with you. You shouldn't have had sex without protection. Why didn't you take the morning after pill? (Note: it should only be used as emergency contraception.)

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 04/04/2017 01:06

Congratulations. You'll have to call the baby Sainsbury. Grin.
All jokes aside though. A new life has been created all because of shop being closed.

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Lonelymummyof1 · 04/04/2017 01:07

Wow people really did not get the light hearted part :) and thankyou I think 6 hours later my heart rate is back to normal and I can breath haha

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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 04/04/2017 01:08

Op said light hearted. Is this National don't crack a smile or No sense of humour dayHmm

ShoutOutToMyEx · 04/04/2017 01:11

What was Mr Sainsbury's first name?! I know it begins with J... you'll have to call the baby that!

Congrats OP Flowers

MrsTerryPratchett · 04/04/2017 01:13

John James Sainsbury was his name. I like James for a boy.

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Lonelymummyof1 · 04/04/2017 01:14

I quite like james to ! :)

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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 04/04/2017 01:15

Ive just googled. John Benjamin Sainsbury was his name.
For a girl you could have Jonty Benita.Grin

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 04/04/2017 01:16

Who was John Benjamin, I wonder. Confused

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Lonelymummyof1 · 04/04/2017 01:16

On the downside my 3 year old also over heard the fact There was a baby involvment and is now announcing
Mummy is having a baby to every person she possibly can !
Guessing not much chance of keeping james a secret haha

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Lonelymummyof1 · 04/04/2017 01:18

Oh wait now I am confused so no james john benjamin !
Maybe ben :)

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FeralBeryl · 04/04/2017 01:21

Bloody Hell!
Even without the word Lighthearted at the top of the post, I'd still have assumed this was a laugh Hmm

Congratufrickinlations OP, most definitely Sainsbury at fault here. Contact the Fail immediately and practice your sadface.

I like 'Sainsbo' for a unisex myself?

MrsTerryPratchett · 04/04/2017 01:24

Eldest son was Benjamin.

I like Jonty as well. Jonty Sainsbo?

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Lonelymummyof1 · 04/04/2017 01:25

Yes I can imagine the conversation when they ask mum why did you name me that !

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BillSykesDog · 04/04/2017 02:09

Yeah. I know the feeling. I sent DH there for KY Jelly and they'd run out. He bought Moroccan hummus instead. We still went at it, but my minge has been stinging like a bastard since. On the plus side, I'm not pregnant.

drspouse · 04/04/2017 02:49

Is hummus condom-friendly?

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 04/04/2017 02:59

Jonty is awesome. Hummus-lubed sex maybe not so much.

For some reason the phrase Sex Lube and a Fish Slice come to mind Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/04/2017 04:01

Haha. Most definitely Sainsbury's fault!

ClopySow · 04/04/2017 06:49

You need a name change OP

hoopdeloop · 04/04/2017 06:52

I think you need to write a strongly worded complaint on their FB page Wink

Congratulations on bubba 🎈🎉🎊

BikeRunSki · 04/04/2017 07:00

Congratulations OP

I blame the tiler who did our kitchen. If he'd finished on time, DH and I would have been in separate beds at his parents' house on the night DS was conceived. Smile

mumonashoestring · 04/04/2017 07:05

Orange for the nursery then Grin

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