Like a fucking used car salesman that's trying to sell you a gutted VW bug and is telling you it's a Porsche
or a modern day mendacious version of billy graham
I understand Trump is an admirer of the celebrity evangelist
he'll be speaking in tongues next, hopefully whilst wearing a special long sleeved jacket, eyes rolling back in his head spitting and screaming as the demons leave his body
oh come on make it happen you know it wants to