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AIRBUS to have have forgotten it's April 1st? I took this seriously, there's no way it can be real. Good one Airwick!

It really works! (IBS. Enough said)

What amazes me is that the advertise it in children's TV
It is on almost every ad break on Nick Jnr

Just had to YouTube it. Made me chortle

I wonder how much the actress got for appearing on that and. I'd be absolutely mortified if I were her.

*on that AD.

Not seen the advert. What do you do with it? Squirt your bum or squirt the loo? Or the turd?

Poo Pourri has been around for years-is this not the same thing?

Yes, it is.

You squirt the loo before you use it. I think this is brilliant stuff - my Dad's flat (I'm his carer) is small, and any...erm...odours... from the loo tend to spread out into all the rooms, including the kitchen (bad design!) and this stuff keeps everything bearable. It was £5 when I got mine, not £8!

I wonder how much the actress got for appearing on that and. I'd be absolutely mortified if I were her.

Quite. Can you imagine. '4 years at RADA for this'

You can't polish a turd, true enough, but you can roll it in glitter!

I have a stoma and eliminate my bodily waste in a different way to those who have colons. It has a very pungent smell because it passes through only my small intestine and hasn't had as much extracted from it as it would if it passed through a large intestine as well. I get a lemon spray through the NHS which "neutralises odour at a molecular level" and it really works!

Poo does smell and some people don't want to inflict the smell on others. Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes I wish there were a neutraliser for some of the strong perfumes worn by women.