To ask if anyone has any interest in dissecting a discarded Aussie shopping list??

[WhereTheFuckIsMyFuckingCoat]

So, who wrote it? What were they prepping for? Any guesses as to the non U.K. Items? I have to admit to not recognising a couple of things. Anyone want to play??

What don't you recognise?

I make it:

drinks
apple juice
uglies (the fruit, I guess)

plain chips (ie crisps)
shapes no BBQ (some sort of shaped potato snack ? or Pringle

fruit ???? (another snack?)
Oreos

100%. ???
Scones
Scotch fingers (shortbread?)

Pantyliners
?? stuff

Jiff (probably Cif or perhaps lemon juice)

Panadols

Ham (naiceness not specified)

Apples
Cucumber

Fruit ?

100% ?

? Stuff

Maybe I'm just crap at deciphering handwriting.

Scotch fingers are shortbread biscuits.
Jiff is the same as Cif.
Uglies??

Oh, and Shapes are small flavoured crackers in a box.

4th one down I read as 'vag lips'.
I now see it says 'Uglies' which I assume to be Ugly fruit?

Well, the BBQ shapes are the best kind so they clearly oughtn't be trusted with shopping! They are delicious baked snacks.

Looks all normal to me?

And now I see you weren't looking for translations... doh!

I think they might have a rat problem....rat stuff?

I make it:

bread
drinks
apple juice
uglies (The fruit)
plain chips
shapes no bbq (I think there are crisps called shapes)
Fruit jellies???
Oreos
100% fruit ?
Scones
Scotch fingers

Panty liners
rat stuff (poison I assume)
Jiff
Panadol
Ham
Apples
Cucumber.

Aww, I was thinking they had pet ratties!

BBQ shapes are the only shapes they should be buying!

I think prepping for a small kids party? Judging by all the crisps/biscuitty things...

nope - an aussie here - what kind of a fruit is an 'uglies'????

Uglies are monster shaped cookies and BBQ shapes are only good if it's the old recipe, the new one is vile!

Right, she's having a tea party and really hoping a rat doesn't appear in the kitchen. Also the liners and panadol indicate she's chosen a bad time for a tea party.

Hardly difficult

Bread
Drinks
Apple juice
Uglies (actually I read this as vegetable something)
Plain chips
Oreos
Fruit
100% fruit scones
Scotch fingers
Panty liners
Rat stuff
Jiff
Panadol
Ham
Apples
Cucumber

I thought it said fruit tins?

Uglies either the fruit or the little crappy toy thing. (Made by moose toys, same as shopkins originated in aus afaik)

100% fruit juice.

I think it's written by a mum, sorting a packed lunch for the week with fruit and apple juice, plus bribery with the Oreos.

She's just finished af hence the pantyliners and she has a hormonal stress headache too so put panadol on the list.

Scones are for a sneaky mum treat.

Rat stuff is for pest control. I'm presuming in the bathroom (don't know why) That's what the jiffs for

(Does anyone else remember confused to be jiff? I still call it that)

Right, ok, just realised that uglies are those horrid monster snacks. But what are 100% fruit scones?

Really didn't read it as rat stuff. Eew.

*it used.

These.

Fruit Jews? Uglies? Rat stuff? Do they want to kill rats or do they keep pet ones? I'm so confused.

Shouldn't it be 'naice ham'?

I thought Rat Stuff was party stuff and they had just forgotten the 'y' at the end because they were writing quickly.