To ask why the fuck there's a smurf playing football 'down below' and do I need another glass of wine?

[JeffreySadsacIsUnwell]

As above. Or below. Either way, I think more wine is necessary.

I saw the little fecker yesterday afternoon . He was kicking his ball about then. He's doing one armed press ups now.

I was thinking you were all crazy, and then i saw the surf too

My smurf is giving me a come hither look

Waiting patiently for my Smurf to appear...Feel rather stood up.

Practicing sad Daily Fail face in lonely land....

I stand corrected. There is indeed a smurf doing one-armed push-ups at the bottom of the AIBU thread list. I mistakenly thought he must be at the bottom of every page.

Could be worse, could be Father Abraham I suppose.

Mine was just lying around doing no exercise
But it's Monday night and I never work out on a Monday either
Maybe he is a targeted market smurf!!

I thought you'd all had too much wine - but I see him too. Mustn't have wine as its Monday. I quite like him as he doesn't make that horrid smurf squeeky voice

Oh wait, that would mean Stubble always wants sex on a Monday night

@PageStillNotFound404 - if Smurf is only at the bottom of AIBU, that makes sense.

1. I must have had too much wine to even contemplate AIBU

1. It explains why I couldn't see dickheadsmurf anywhere else and thought I had imagined it until I went to write an AIBU post about imagining little blue fuckers dancing on my screen.

And yes to 'down below'. I couldn't think of any other way to get MNers' interest...!

I can't see a smurf...only an ad to the right (mumsnet insight) about the smurf movie. I want to see a smurf.

My inclination was to scroll away as fast as possible.

Why would you think anything good could come from clicking on the gurning, repetitive, glaucus demon?

Yet more annoying wankiness.

He was there, but no he's gone again..............

He was there, but no he's gone again..............

He's made the words
'Back to top' really teeny weeny!
Which means I now have to go to the effort of clicking on the 3 dots and selecting top-

Why oh why mumsnet have you made my life more difficult??

Must admit tho that I like surfs and he is cute doing his press ups!

I thought it was just me.

I thought you were talking about period pains or something!!

No smurf here...

Oh no, he is there. Doing press ups.

How annoying!!

Thank christ for Adblock

I found smurfette

And no he isn't just at the bottom of AIBU

He's at the bottom of talk, AIBU, there's a couple of other places and smurfette was at the bottom of the lost bunny page in classics

Mine's doing one handed press ups.