To ask why the fuck there's a smurf playing football 'down below' and do I need another glass of wine?

[JeffreySadsacIsUnwell]

As above. Or below. Either way, I think more wine is necessary.

I've just noticed This too. Wtf is it all about?

He appears to be doing exercises! Is he advertising a boot camp or maybe there is a new film.

He's doing push-ups on mine and kissing his guns lol. Disturbing.

My smurf is doing pressups

I don't have a smurf. Left out again.

I thought I saw a Smurf earlier and dismissed it as some sort of sleep-deprivation hallucination. It was just sort of bobbing around.

My smurf is playing football and doing somersaults

Aye - I can't see it but there is a new smurf movie which may well be it..

Footballer here too. Annoying little twat.

Maybe we're all tripping, I'm worried that I'm trying to work out wtf he's saying. I'm pouring another glass.

I also have a smurf. He is playing football and somersaulting.

Is a smurf a euphemism ?

My smurf can't even manage to kick the ball! Maybe he's had some wine...

I clicked on it and yep it takes you to a new page promoting the new Smurfs film!

Well, I'm relieved I'm not the only one who can see it I did think I'd overdone it for a weeknight!!!

Should have guessed it was some kind of new advertising though - suppose I should be grateful 'smurf' doesn't come up as an autolink.

I won't be watching the new film... But I won't say no to some more wine anyway!

I thought I imagined it - glad to know I didn't. But best to have more wine anyway, I know I shall.

I have no idea????

Mines doing press ups and looking rather pleased with himself
He's a bit sexy in a smurfy kind of way - no more wine for meeee!

I can't see a smurf. Am on the app, feel like I am missing.

I thought this thread was going to be about a complicated personal issue...

I thought, when you said "down below" you meant on your fanjo. And that you were definitely on the sauce.

As you were.

I'm pretty sure I don't have a smurf 'down below'. I'd have noticed. Even after a glass of wine.

Oh! I saw him!

Creepy wee bugger.

i cant see a smurf

Thought I'd hac to much wine as well, now you mention it, mine doing press ups. More

Little blue fucker needs squashing.