To ask why the fuck there's a smurf playing football 'down below' and do I need another glass of wine?

[JeffreySadsacIsUnwell]

As above. Or below. Either way, I think more wine is necessary.

Where is my sexy smurf?

Had, more please he still doing press ups. I do admire his stamina ( he is wearing me out) more +

www.mumsnet.com/microsites/smurfs

I wondered that too! 'Mine is playing football badly and falling over. I actually had to look twice and thought wtf is that.😂😂😂

Ooh I have found him. Didn't scroll down far enough. I don't like the way his groin er alters when he does the press up.

Mine is doing one-armed push-ups and kissing his bicep. He's a dickhead.

Well that's fucking annoying

I don't have a smurf, but perhaps that's because I had to install SmurfBlocker Adblocker to get round the site loading/freezing issue.

I have ABP installed and still the little blue fuckers torment me.

Mine is a dickhead too Scrambledsmegs

So I didn't hallucinate a blue man roaming the halls of MN!

Mine keeps loosing his balls

Mine's doing a one armed pushup

Yes I've seen the smurf- I thought that mumsnet had done a special little cartoon just for me. Obviously not.

It's to advertise the new smurf film. I was a bit wtf for a bit as well.

At least smurf seems to have solved the freezing issue so I'm going to love him long time

i see a smurf!

wow thats one sentence i never saw myself shouting....

I didn't see the smurf until I reached the bottom of the page. I thought the op had had one too many already 😂

Unusually I'm a bit pissed on a Monday, and my smurf has his bell end in his mouth.

Fuck thought this thread was an inhouse 'arnt we funny as we meet up in RL and then have in jokes' but no just seen the fucker. Apologies op.

Mines doing one handed press ups.

I can tell he's a twat.

Have more OP.
Yes, I saw him too... . Thought I was hallucinating ...

I wish I had a smurf. Maybe he's gone away now.

Lol @dickhead smurf!

Maybe if I have some wine I will see him.

I bloody hate smurfs! Irritating blue twats.