There's always one who thinks their wants overrides everyone else

[FairfaxAikman]

Sick of drivers bumping their cars up onto our garden, over new year I installed big fuck off rocks and painted them white.
Apparently this is not a big enough clue that it's private property and CorsaCunt has chucked them about to do what suits HIM, leaving a sodding great hole in the grass where the rock used to sit.
Sadly I had to leave for work otherwise I would have been staking the car out to confront the tosser.
Absolutely livid!

And those incredibly hard to get off stickers on the windscreen and side windows. Has that done to me once in a council car park and I never did it again 😳

Why not move if it's an issue?

Why not move if it's an issue?

Why should she move It is CorsaCunt being a Cunt, Not op!

Anti climb paint or grease on the Rock. Warning sign stating that fact. Job done

Why not move if it's an issue?

There's always one. Someone is parking illegally, on your property? Then why not cost yourself thousands of pounds and months of stress, leave your own home and find a new one? Such a sensible reaction.
Next from the poster: your local chipper wouldn't give you extra curry sauce? Well why not set off a nuclear bomb in their doorway and take out the whole town?

Why not move if it's an issue?

Hahahahahahaha! Some twat parks illegally up the kerb and in the garden and the op should move if it is a problem? Hahahahahahaha.... wheeze... do you drive a Corsa?

Anti climb paint

Whilst I understand why you would use this, the thought of anti climb paint and a warning that it has been used On a 12" high rock has tickled me :o

He'll never check whether the rocks have carefully been put back in their original place when he comes to move his car later. It will probably be dark......

His bumper may well sustain some damage.

You're gonna need some bigger rocks.

Potato up the exhaust pipe.

Anti climb paint damages clothes. Reasonable to put on a high wall. But on rocks like this it will inevitably mean some kids clothes get covered in it. Not reasonable at all.

Has anyone actually suggested talking to the Corsa person yet??

Just a thought.

That diagram is a thing of beauty!

Id be tempted to put a rock in front of his rear wheel so he drives over it when he leaves. I wouldnt do it but id want to. Or a nail.

Contact a local quarry if you have one and get huge slabs of stone that can't be moved?

Belle finding where he lives could be a problem.

Could you call the council and get him a ticket? It's obviously illegal parking even if the rocks weren't there, you just don't park on grass! He obviously know that there won't be parking wardens there but if they came out just once he would be deterred

Bigly rock def on his bonnet, love the red car!

Put rocks all around his car. Heavy ones. It will attract the local Facebook groups.

Vaseline under the driver's door handle would be irritating but harmless, and effectively targeted.

Tyres down without a doubt

Is it possible to have the road re-assigned as resident's permit parking only or get some double yellows or a no parking box marked on the spot where Corsacunt is. I suppose you could argue that a vehicle parking there would block access for residents and also for emergency vehicles?

Tanner tried all this prior to installing rocks. Council say a consultation to bring in restrictions would be £10k

Please put a note on his car: "You need to visit www.parkedlikeacunt.com" (even if you don't actually put the photo up there).

Is the Corsa owner also a part owner of the garden?