Have you ever seen a butler walk on water to please you?

[DonaldStott]

Well have you? Because apparently, according to the advert, if you go on a sandals holiday, you're allowed to ask a butler to do this.

Aibu to say that's a bit of a big ask for someone who isn't Jesus.

I once had a butler on a holiday in the Maldives. Being British, it was the most cringeworthy, embarrassing situation. We had no idea how to interact, he kept asking if there was a problem because we never called to ask him to do anything. At the end of the holiday we left an almighty tip by way of apology at our stumbling incompetence.

So british

It's a big ask for anyone, Jesus included.