Signs you're getting old...............

[Littlebatcalledlucille]

Or turning into a aul hag..............

So today I decided the Eyebrows needed a good pluck (I've got a great little Ikea lamp that shows all the strays)

Anyway, I found 3.
THREE big curly black hairs! at an inch long! just sat, growing there (smug bastards) from my chin and neck. (Neck wtf?)
And I'm going grey!

Do you have any signs, ???

Lighthearted.

Such bollocks though re current degrees being the equivalent of A levels back on the day.

I've just bought a lovely zip up cardi from M&S.

Nothing wrong with a nice cardi

Any pics of this zip up cardi?

rubs thighs

Love a zip up. Easier than buttons

The80sweregreat
Put( me too)
Runs off to name change

Nooooo! Let's be flappy and proud

No you're right, NC it is.

Hmm, its sad but a sign of old age.

I have more cardis in my wardrobe than anything else.

When I scroll through to see the dresses from awards shows and I don't recognise anyone. I'm 35

DH complains that a toe he once broke now aches when it's cold. He's 33

Cardis. Chin hairs.

Bitching loudly about the appalling cups of tea served in places like bloody Starbucks, which I usually shun because the tea is so effing awful. Have they not heard of boiling water? I don't actually complain, of course: I'm far too British.

Wearing specs when eating so I can see my food properly.

I went through a phase of going 'oof' but the physio has fixed that for now

The biggest indignity is the thinning pubes. No one warned me that this would be a side-effect of the bloody menopause,

I need glasses both for distance and for reading. What's that about?

And neither pair enables me to see my own toenails well enough to cut them with any precision. I just lunge and guess.

Heyheyhey I scroll through the award show dresses too and to be fair I don't recognise anyone because I'm focusing on the shoes thinking "Bet her feet are bloody killing her in those heels."

I cant wear heels. Never could. nice now im old as it doesnt matter!
There is always an up side.

I broke toenail clippers. My toenails have the density of rhino horn

Best soften up those nails in the bath!
Only thing that works for me.
Hair, nails all get tougher and brittle.
It has its down side..lol

yes to every bloody thing here!!!

Whispers or 'won't she get a chill with that split all the way up to her chuff?'

Pics of the kitchen aid!!!! or its a lie!

ohh what i would give!!!!!

Here you go little

You start looking at the catalogues in sunday papers and tv guides.

My face isn't doing too bad but my neck ??!! Where the hell did that turkey neck come from ?? I'm wearing polo necks forever

I have a "mallen streak" in my hair and its just sitting at thr front of my hair, little bugger.

Going to the fucking doctor with AILMENTS!!!

Not visited gp for about 15 years outside of routine smears and this friggin year I've been 4 times, got sent from gp to A&E, had 3 ecgs and having to keep having blood tests to feed the vampires

Fucks sake I'm 36!

Grown like an old lady

I get the streak thing.
Its scary, till my hairdresser gets her foils out.

Knees are gone, eyesight's going, uterus has gone, memory's getting worse.
Having to ask the (young enough to be my daughter) admin at work to resolve an iPhone problem
Not knowing stuff that's in the charts
Coppers and doctors have been looking young for years!
Only liking quiet pubs where I can sit down. 30 years ago I loved packed pubs!