Oh Shit (literally), one hotel room, one toilet, one d and v big, family of four!

[Batwomanrisesagain]

Help!!
What do we do? 3 down, I'm the last one standing and not feeling too good myself. I bought toilet roll and bleach at the little shop. We are almost out of bottled water. We are abroad and in the middle of a terrible storm.
This is a shit holiday isn't it!

Bug not big!!

Oh gosh! Can you ask hotel staff for buckets? Not ideal I know but preferable to sick all over their room?
I really hope you all recover quickly. It's bad enough when one has it, nevermind all of you.

We are currently filling two lined waste paper bins! It's the middle of the night here and I'm pretty sure there's only one man on reception and he can't leave (I know this because we asked for some bedding the night we arrived as one of the beds wasn't made up- husband had to sleep with a coat on him! It's not posh hotel!)

Trash cans. Line them with two carrier bags with toilet paper at the bottom. Toilet saved for diarrhea.

Is there another room free, could you use the hotel cloakroom if there is one? Sounds grim, good luck and hope it passes quickly.

Will the day shift start soon do you think? Might be worth begging someone to go out for Fanta (pretty ubiquitous I think) and more water for you? And maybe the simplest looking salted snacks you can find, tr to get everyone's salts & sugars back up. Alternatively is it all inclusive or is there a restaurant? Fling yourself on someone's mercy there?
Hope you all feel better soon.