BigBadgers
Totally up for it, but we might need to compromise on the zebra head: trying to dance in things like that is 'mare even for the pros... face/body paint & Zebra ears? Can provide own (white, practice) tutu - or a (white) romantic one... also Zebra-print warm-up sock-thingys.
Unfortunately, as a Professional Cripple, my uncooperative body does tend towards the Well That Looks/Was Shite end of balletic spectrum. Even if I am Not As Useles As I Think I Am. I am, however, EXCELLENT at falling over "remarkably gracefully" 