To think this is the most bizarre job ad ever?

[DontTouchTheMoustache]

I just needed to post this to check my sanity because I read it and felt drunk (I didn't read the whole thing, just the overview and bits in bold, then I needed a lie down).

www.indeed.co.uk/viewjob?from=appsharedroid&jk=2fdd517f8542b8fb

Urgh sorry I don't know how to do links

That's bizarre, as is their totally random use of capitals through their advert.

www.indeed.co.uk/viewjob?from=appsharedroid&jk=2fdd517f8542b8fb

'Hipster cunts seek similar wanker'

Thanks purple, it was "The collected, cool and unsentimental intellect of Mr Spock." That was the last straw for me

I'm afraid that, for me, a job advert is one where the work will be paid. a 12-month unpaid internship is not a job. There's a lot of responsibility there for free as well.

billsykes

Imagine working for that gobshite?! A modern day Walter Mitty...

Agree crying I don't think unpaid internships should be allowed. It seems crazy that we have strict laws about minimum wage but this is allowed.

😂based in Halifax 😂
Thought it was going to be on New York!

I'm afraid that, for me, a job advert is one where the work will be paid. a 12-month unpaid internship is not a job. There's a lot of responsibility there for free as well.

This. A thousand times, this.

London, New York, ....Erm...Halifax....

Lmao at 'Girl with the Dragon Tattoo persona'. They have not thought that through.

I'm tempted to update my CV and apply.

Skills: Tying up CEO, forcing and dildo up their arse whilst tattooing 'I am a rapist' on their chest.

Love the ending 'tattoos not required'

It'll still be making the tea and doing the post....

Storm-7 Consulting Limited (London, New York, Halifax)

Hahahahahaha!

Oops x-post!

A fast paced individual who breathes pressure as if it is oxygen.

It would be so lovely to work with this person.

Even if that was a paid job, the advert would put me off applying.

I can just imagine the manager (or Head of Wankers) shouting out inspirational bollocks to his 'team of wankers' and holding regular wanky weekends of team building.

Sounds horrific.

So basically the company isn't bringing in enough money to pay them?

karalime please, please do that

Well after seeing all their marvellous client/working partners I would think they could (and should) afford to actually PAY someone for this role.

If you breathed pressure like it was oxygen, wouldn't your lungs collapse and come out of your mouth like space?

Beats showing people your holiday snaps I s'pose.

It's clearly a spoof ad, obviously?

do they mean hacker who uses access to finacial records to take down fascist rapists?