Sober daytime sex in 1 hour. Help

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Guy I've been seeing for a while. I think today's the day. But it's afternoon and I'm sober. Can I actually do this? Arghhh

"Has the deed been done op?"

We need a ciggy smiley for this, surely.

And they say romance is dead

The OP posted at 13:12 and it is now 16:30.

They must have finished, mustn't they?
Why is she not back on MN?

The delay suggests it went (is still going?) well.

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liz

Why isn't she back on MN?**

Completely agree

Wot no webcam? #swizz

Hang on a bloody minute - why has no one said that this guy has more to be nervous about than op!
First time sex with new partner after 2yr break in the daytime/ daylight, SOBER! It's up there with public speaking for me. I never ever did it sober the first time but then I'm British and over 40!
I think if you just concentrate on the sensations and how good it feels any nervousness will be gone within the first five minutes.
But this is all redundant because I imagine the deed is done by now. Hope op comes back and tells us how it went, fully aware that I am actually a little too invested in a stranger's sex life!
I really hope she had a good time and I really really hope DH and I don't ever split up so I don't have to have sober 1st time sex in the daylight!
My God what a thought.

Good luck(fuck) OP! I got so drunk when I first did it with DP, it had taken 9 months of patience and dialators as I had vaginismus. I downed half a bottle of vodka and my only memory of it was me riding him while swigging it That was one way to cure me! It worked and it's all been sober sex ever since which I much prefer.

Ah no I didn't mess about waiting - get hammered, have a shag and then move on

So op posted at 13.12 and said the deed was happening in an hour so 14.15 ish. Allow 15 minutes for introductions etc. That means two hours have gone by. She should've been back by now. First time daytime sex is never THAT good.... it's not like you can roll over and sleep until morning.

anyone hear chafing noises??

Allow 15 minutes for introductions etc

Hopefully OP is not back to update as she's too busy having fabulous shagging time.

Come on OP some people have to cook tea soon. Will you get your priorities right. We need to know.

I'm just glad someone on MN is getting some. It sometimes feels like no one else does it.

I allowed 20 mins for introductions and then I think I wanted it more than he did.

He's just left and I'm currently sat on a soft cushion having a

Hopefully OP is happily swinging from a chandelier somewhere. Or enjoying a post coital vape. 💏

Ha ha. Great update OP!

Excellent update OP.

Good work user! First time with my dp (and dc's dad) was a Sunday afternoon, broad daylight. I did think "what the hell is this?? God, I must really like this one for this to be okay!!" ...and I did :P

Excellent news. Well done all round.

I'm off to do some cooking.

He's just left
Love that you got straight back to us, OP.

mind you, my last sober afternoon sex i was lucky to get on the last train back
no bragging, of course

Aw, fab :o

So it was just a session? No wining and dining afterwards?