To share this wonderful local selling page treat with you?

[EggcellentBuisnessOpportunity]

For Easter! Have to get in early. The competition is brutal.

For only £20 you too can own one of these fantastic empty paper mache Kinder Surprise eggs! Chocolate not included (but available for extra).

What a gem!

Don't all rush at once.

Made by sticking bits of old newspapers onto a balloon! Not very well done either! They look very wrinkly.

Copyright infringement?

Sign me up! I'll have.... Er... none.

I Eggspect somebody will fall for it

Is it a piñata?

That has to be a joke they can't seriously believe that someone would be mad enough to buy that monstrosity not even the makers of kinder eggs would want one.

😂😂

Hurray! The Easter Facebook tacky shite has started already. Needs more glitter though.

Surely this is a bad yolk? I wouldn't shell out for it.