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To start a 'Valentines day tat' thread?

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RoseOfSharyn · 21/01/2017 18:28

My offering

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toffee1000 · 21/01/2017 20:04

This isn't specifically Valentines related... but this statue is clearly v flexible and has an enormous dong...

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toffee1000 · 21/01/2017 20:07

Not just a Christmas phenomenon, you can now get Valentine's hampers...

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wendytorrence · 21/01/2017 20:15

You could keep the towel next to the penis beaker! Grin

Mulligrubs · 21/01/2017 20:40

That towel is grim! Saw this on one of our selling pages

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dylsmimi · 22/01/2017 01:06

Better than 'the towel' I have now found this -
You too can be a Disney princess for valentines day - or a 6 yr old pretending to be a Disney princess.
£35 each or £40 to add a string of £1 lights

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To start a 'Valentines day tat' thread?
IMissGrannyW · 22/01/2017 01:20

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RoseOfSharyn · 22/01/2017 06:45

toffee I'm loving the 'love make the work go round' typo in the hamper description! Grin

dyls I can't work out why those rose things are green?! Confused

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dylsmimi · 22/01/2017 06:49

Me neither - you can choose your own colour so who knows? There also appears to be a black one
I am very pleased me and dh don't do valentines gifts as he is on the same selling page (although I credjt him with a little more taste!)

woodwaj · 22/01/2017 07:19

Loving these. Keep them coming 😂

candyhearts · 22/01/2017 07:28

The hamper comes with shred+ rap ... Sounds cool

toffee1000 · 22/01/2017 17:15

Show your SO you give a rat's ass with.... a rat's ass.

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MrsHathaway · 22/01/2017 17:21

We're having a new* fridge freezer for V Day.

  • nearly new, off FB as it happens. No Scrabble letters Sad

Trying to think why DH never buys me any of this stuff. Maybe because he's met me.

toffee1000 · 22/01/2017 17:32

Show your SO you give a rat's ass with.... a rat's ass.

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toffee1000 · 22/01/2017 17:33

Sorry for double post!

hoopdeloop · 22/01/2017 18:11

Here's one

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Willow2016 · 22/01/2017 18:53

What the actual freak are those 'roses in a bell jar' things? Just wtaf?

duvetdaysgone · 22/01/2017 20:06

The rose thing reminds me of the enchanted rose in Beauty & the Beast. The cartoon version is much better though.

HesMyLobster · 22/01/2017 20:18

This seems to be 'a thing' on my local selling page - valentines for your kids?! Confused

To start a 'Valentines day tat' thread?
To start a 'Valentines day tat' thread?
HesMyLobster · 22/01/2017 20:19

So romantic!

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TellMeHowToLiveMyLife · 22/01/2017 22:30

Does that go all the way through the roll lobster? It looks like it's embroidered on. Just why?!

HesMyLobster · 22/01/2017 22:34

The description says
embroidered toilet roll - any personalisation!
The perfect gift for any occasion! Grin

haveacupoftea · 23/01/2017 00:43

I've scoured my local page but can't see anything Sad I didnt look for too long though as remembered why I blocked them all - people genuinely believing they should get the retail selling price for second hand clothes, prams and jewellery Hmm

DontTouchTheMoustache · 23/01/2017 00:47

Hang on, people will pay £50 for a used pair of knickers and a phone call...?
(Asking for a friend)

clarinsgirl · 23/01/2017 01:11

This is the perfect valentines gift. A hand decorated martini bottle. £50, yes £50.

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MommaGee · 23/01/2017 01:26

The Scrabble tiles aren't even straight!!!!!