To report my neighbour because of their intruding cat!

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Just gone in the kitchen to see paw marks all down my window, across the sides and up the stairs carpet! It regularly sits on my window ledge trying to get in and spreading mud all over my window, now it's gone and come in. What can I do about this? If anything.

robbo that certainly seems to be his logic, we have around 15 parking bays and 2 disabled bays. Doesn't use any of the others to go lie in.

I'd like to report mine for following me around and giving me his mournful face every time I enter the kitchen even though he's already had his dinner!

Dreading the next vet weigh in with me sitting there trying to point out his very, very thick winter coat in my his defense.

Can i report my cat for just being a goady little bastarl? She spilled my tea, left a shed load of fur on my pillow and just now has tried to push me over in the bathroom.

All because I had an overnight at work and forgot to check with her if it was ok!

Who are you going to report it to
Constable Catty McCat face.

Mycatsapirate

Have no idea what you are talking about. Its certainly not me ;)

ok it could be

sobeyond

If I say Paw Patrol cake ...

and fire engine cake ...

When you figure out who to report them to, can someone please report all 3 of mine for being furry bastards who treat me like shit and leave hair and muddy paw prints all over my clean laundry? I can't do it myself, they'd know and then they'd kill me in my sleep. Thanks.

Mycatsapirate

I would say I was the best cake maker in the damn world

or say fuck off

Add mine for doing this every single day for 8 years, even when it hasn't rained for weeks. He has a store of mud he must dip his paws in before coming home.

We could raise a class action suit against all these cats.

Please add black furry bastard to the list for scratching the buggery out of my sofa whilst looking me in the eye as if to say
'I'm not even enjoying this but I'm going to carry on until you take one more step towards me. Then I'll run off at 120mph and piss in the corner'

I need to turn state witness on mine.

Licking DHs breakfast smoothie.
Biting Little dogs bum.
Going next door and beating up the neighbours cat.

Here you go

Let me know the phone number when you find it (google?) I want to report whichever one of mine keeps pissing on the call carpet.

Definitely call 101 and get it logged.

*hall carpet

It is, quite literally, a cat burglar.

I want to report my cat for lying behind the sitting room door and then getting the jump when anyone moves the door a fraction she's batshit

A pp mentioned getting the cat tagged - I'd love that!! I'd see where my cat pisses off to every day 😆

I'd like to report one of mine for yowling at the top of it's voice while I'm showering so I have to open the bathroom door to shut the little bastard up. She then thanks me by leaving muddy paw prints all over the bath and attacking the towel when I'm trying to dry myself.
While I'm at it I'd like to report the other little sod for continually playing DH and myself off against each other in order to get cat treats.

Get your local community police dog to have a word. Honestly they have nothing better to do other than to play with balls all day.

Sil's cat ... Spotted entering the house opposite...

Do you know who the cat belongs to, OP? If so it's worth having a word with the owner about whether the cat has a cat flap and can get into its home. There are a lot of people out there who think it's acceptable to shut their cats out. Then the poor cat is cold and wet and hungry and just looking for somewhere warm to shelter. If this is the case, then trying to convince the cat's owner to put a cat flap in, or shut it in when they're not there, would be the answer.

If you leave your windows wide open you run the risk of cats, birds and burglars entering your house. Be thankful it was a cat. It's January. Shut the windows or at least get restrictors on them if you're one of these people who have freezing houses must have windows open all winter.

I'd like to reprt my cats, just because they're dicks all the time and do cunty things like sleeping in the brand new baby bouncer, walking across the table and coming in and wanting to go out every 5 bastard minutes.
Also, they're both dicks.

I'd like to reprt my cats, just because they're dicks all the time and do cunty things like sleeping in the brand new baby bouncer, walking across the table and coming in and wanting to go out every 5 bastard minutes.
Also, they're both dicks.