To think this is the most disgusting thing ever?

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My very hairy dog sat on a previously stood on dead slug.

It was stuck in her leg fur and I had to remove it. I feel slightly sick now.

I think it was more disgusting than when she managed to get her own poo stuck in her armpit.

Oh how revolting!! I can't stand slugs!! The other night I was washing up and had emptied bowl and had my hand in the plug hole clearing any remnants of food as you do. I felt something, assuming was a bit of food that resembles the feel of a slimey gross slug!!! Pulling it out not thinking for a second that it actually was i was horrified to realise it was indeed a slug!!!! The slime was still on my hands a while later it was so hard to get off!!!

All hilarious!! In a really revolting way. My most memorable contribution was years ago as a teenager I pulled something not very carefully out of the fridge, upsetting a bowl of watery icy giblets all over my bare feet!! Can still see those slithering entrails sliding around my toes now.
Have also trodden barefoot in cats / foxes poo in the garden and had it squelch between my toes.

Sorry alezas I hope you forget about this thread quickly so you can enjoy your biscuits soon.

Cindbelly £50 is nowhere near enough money to make me eat a slug. In fact I'm not sure there is an amount large enough!

Morningconstitutional your DH sounds like a good man.

This thread has made me giggle - what a pleasure to read these witty (nasty) anecdotes; morningconstituional2017's husband sounds wonderful

Husband did a favour for a fisherman friend, who paid him back with a giant carrier bag of langoustines. Don't get me wrong, they were ridiculously good quality and would've cost probably half my mortgage to buy from a merchant, but OH was out when said friend brought them round and tipped them all into our kitchen sink - live and in need of dispatch at my unwilling hands! Mercifully he took pity on me and did the job himself, but I was left with a sink full of still wriggling heads and claws. Heave.

Nanof7 I'm glad you are enjoying this thread!

Buffalobabe that is gross.

I was out on a walk with my two labradors. They rolled in
copious amounts of human poo by the car park. I was miles from home and had no choice but to put them in the car to take them home.

Really the worst ever. Even worse then one of them throwing up a half chewed rabbit on a similar journey.

Gosh I love my dogs.

My mum was horrified to realise that the ‘toy’ my 7 month old brother was chewing was actually a dead mouse which she had to wrestle out of his mouth by the tail. Apparently three year old me was absolutely overjoyed by this and was hopping about delightedly screeching “he’s eating a mouse! he’s eating a mouse!!”