To think this is the most disgusting thing ever?

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My very hairy dog sat on a previously stood on dead slug.

It was stuck in her leg fur and I had to remove it. I feel slightly sick now.

I think it was more disgusting than when she managed to get her own poo stuck in her armpit.

By the way, Eric looks adorable.

Yeah my friends were pissing themselves. It's one of those things that's absolutely hilarious unless it's happening to you

dingit it's a bloody good job he's adorable really! He's possibly the most ridiculous, useless embarrassment to dog kind that has ever lived.

Think yourself lucky - at least the slug was dead

My two cats have started bringing in live worms and I've got a phobia about the things; they squirm and make figures of eight while the cats pat endlessly at them and I cower elsewhere, hoping in vain they'll take the bloody thing back out again. I'm convinced that one day they're going to dump a worm on me while I'm asleep, then I'll completely lose what passes for my mind ...

spiderlight "Our springer used to get slugs stuck in her knickers where she'd sat on them."

Why was your springer wearing knickers?

Potty training held an interesting time in our lives.

Dog sees child on potty

Dog sits infant of child licking lips

Child gets up from potty

If I wasn't quick enough dog was straight in to lick the bowl clean

Dog smily and happy and wanting to lick child for providing such a tasty meal.

I would have thrown up but knew ddog would think pudding.

But Puzzledandpissedoff a live slug would have been whole!

Eric is very cute Lumberries.

Drontal doesn't seem to do lung worm for anyone who cares.

I caught my lab puppy chewing / playing with something. i was worried it was something dangerous so managed to get it out by prying his jaws open and fishing around in his mouth.

It was a well chewed (massive) slug.

Boke.

Mynestisfullofempty Sorry, what I meant by 'knickers' was the fluffy fur round her back end - it always looked as if she was wearing bloomers.

a live slug would have been whole!

It would, yes, but at least OP said this one was dead - and when they're dead they don't squirm and twist and coil

I had to clean up a pile of cat vomit teeming with live worms
I would have thrown up but knew ddog would think pudding

Please all excuse me while I go to rock quietly in a corner ...

But Puzzledandpissedoff it was in pieces! Tiny, slimy pieces! That I had to comb out of her fur!

I am clearly bu as having bits of dead slug mashed into poodle fur is not the most disgusting thing ever judging by this thread.

I'm hungry and need to eat lunch but I don't want to now after this thread!

My cat once did some diarrhea next to the playpen (No idea why) and I didn't notice because it was the same colour as the wooden floor. DD reached through the bars, put her hands in it and rubbed it in her hair. That was the most disgusting thing ever, I think the neighbours must have heard me wailing how awful it was as I cleaned said child!

Donttouch the moustache I had a similar incident with a cat and a ball of baby blue wool.

There have been so many poo incidents in my life, highlights include washing matted chicken poo off a chicken's vent, cleaning dog poo from a Labradoodle's bum and possibly my favourite: carrying a duvet downstairs with fresh cat diahorrea on it, retching all the way. I was sick by the time I reached the back door which then made one of my dd's sick too.

I've also trod in many a slug and snail with bare feet.

I have stood on a slug with bare feet. It popped and then I stood there on one foot howling for dp that I had slug guts on my foot. He laughed, the fucker.

I once found a mouses head on the kitchen floor too. Boy cat clearly thinks he is in the Mafia.

We thought our setter had swallowed a football sock, we weren't absolutely sure though until he regurgitated it 10 days later. I'll say no more.

I wandered idly in here thinking this might be people having conniptions about loo brushes/ how often you wash your towels / whether to have a bathroom bin.

I now feel faintly sick. At least my cat only brings me pigeons. Though as they are usually alive and she tries to stuff them under the dresser to kill them off, it is quite exciting when it happens. Not disgusting though. "Disgusting" has new resonance after reading this...

Briefly stops rocking and ventures out of corner

Reads this: But it was in pieces! Tiny, slimy pieces! That I had to comb out of her fur!

Returns to corner, but this time with a blanket to place over head ...

I think I'm a bit in love with Eric though

I like Eric

My dog is not a roller in dead things, unless they are dead moles! She has done this twice, and the second time we were by the river so in she went to get cleaned off. She is NOT a water dog and avoids it all she can The smell was horrific!

I have also had to get slimy slugs off her, and off the cats.

One thing that had potential to be vomit inducing was when I was hanging out the washing one lovely summer morning, I stepped back onto what I thought was a clump of grass growing between the paving slabs. Oh no. A nice plump, dead rat! Ewwww!

My dog likes very much to roll in decomposing hedgehog, she'll roll on it, get up, pee on it, then roll again, not only does it stink to high but the spines get stuck in her fur and the only way to get them out is to comb and pick them out individually, the smell has never left my nostrils barfs

lumberries Eric is beautiful! That face is adorable

When we bought our house, it had been empty for a long time and it took ages for the sale to go through. At last, we collected the keys and opened the back door which is located right beside the bathroom. The thick stench that cascaded from the house was unbelievable and we couldn't stop retching. A rat must have come up through the drains, drowned in the loo bowl and then turned to slime. The whole house stank for weeks despite daily scrubbings with bleach, disinfectant and napalm. Yukkkkkkk.

My housemates dog ate 3 used condoms and she had to pull them out of his bum.

If you think that's cute, feast your eyes on Eric at 12 weeks old

He also has a fur brother Elvis who's much more sensible!

Bassets are generally adorable but an absolute bloody nightmare to own!

Case and point: Eric's just run into the living room wearing one of my bra's as a saddle... it appears he's been rolling in the washing basket again.

sigh