To think this is the most disgusting thing ever?

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My very hairy dog sat on a previously stood on dead slug.

It was stuck in her leg fur and I had to remove it. I feel slightly sick now.

I think it was more disgusting than when she managed to get her own poo stuck in her armpit.

My dog once ate a pair of tights, the first I knew of it was one foot hanging out of it's bum, I had to pull it to get them out, they stretched out one leg at a time

On holiday in Brisbane many moons ago, taxi driver regaled me with a tale so disgusting that it ruined the rest of my holiday.

His visiting sister was peacefully sleeping in the spare room, after another day of sunbathing. He popped in there to get something and needed to switch the lamp on. That's when he spotted massive cockroaches feasting on her peeling skin.

Needless to say I slept with the lights for the duration of my trip.

I stood (barefoot) in dog faeces when I was roughly 11yrs old! It squidged between my toes.....!

Watching DH pull a grain of rice off the fur around our cats bum hole (I don't know why he did this in the first place) then say "oh it's moving" while holding it for close inspection and then wiping it on the dinning room table. It was a tapeworm segment 😩😷

Idly squiggled what I thought might be a boil on the small dog's side. It exploded all over my specs.

When I was in Singapore I stood on a dead rat whilst wearing flip flops

When DH realised the elderly labrador was trying to poo. It was through a pair of my tights. That the dog had eaten as well as a sock, half a wellie and a chicken (cooked).

A large labrador poo in a pair of large tights that the dog wants to expel through his anus is an amazing thing with no end for a long time. DH was on a walk at the time, and had to come home for an emergency poo bag that turned out to be as big as a carrier bag lol.

Treading on live slugs barefoot Is like putting your foot in a jelly as the guts ooze up between your toes.

I blew my nose once and there was a small worm in the hanky. That had me shuddering for several days!

I ate a slug once a few years ago for a dare

So many of these have happened to me, picking slugs off cats fur, cleaning up vomit full of worms and on another occasion bits of tinsel, dogs that have rolled in allsorts (a cow Pat was the worst, had to put him in the car after that and go and pick up dh), dogs vomiting after eating poo etc etc. Am currently having to clean nasty green goo out the dogs eyes almost hourly because they have conjunctivitis! And that's just the pets!!

When my nephew was being potty trained, he was running around naked in my sister's garden, couldn't make it to the potty, and did a nice big juicy poo on the lawn. Before we could blink, the dog shot in and rolled around in the juicy bits and ate the chunky bits. The smell!!! My BIL has OCD and I think that was the best part of it lol can't stand the man. You should've seen his face as he tried to hose the dog off.

And when my daughters were potty training, my one DD did a poo in the potty just before bed time, and before we could take the potty, my dog shot forward and ate the whole poo in one gulp.

Dogs are so charming, aren't they?

Our lovely old moggie 'Fred' (no longer with us) was a bit of a fighter (underestimate) and not particularly bothered by personal hygiene. He would often get infected wounds through his many running battles with 'Jack' from next door.

Quite early on into his time with us he got an infected wound on his head.

The first we knew about it was when he decided to go out and find the stinkiest poo on earth and rub his head in it. The caused the wound to pop and he came back in (reeking!) with a head full of poo and puss.

It was grim. As he needed antibiotics anyway, we just shoved him in the cat basket and let the vet deal with it

Hands down best money we ever spent

This is a really good thread for weight loss. Totally put me off my biscuits!

I have a maggot phobia and also keep sheep who sometimes get maggots during the summer and I then have to deal with them.Yuk. Used to work on a farm with a man who would squeeze and empty abscesses and also pull out revolting rotting afterbirths from cows whilst I was milking with him.He was quite malicious so probably did it then deliberately.

My cat put the tail of a squirrel in my slipper.....it was still warm 😳

A baby (not even his baby) once vomited into Dh's mouth as he held him aloft.

A rat ran over my foot but I was wearing my hubs sandals. I had to bathe with half a bottle of Dettol. After crying my eyes out I had to go to a job interview.

My cat once ate a bird then puked it back up into my shoe. That was pretty disgusting too!

Loving this thread. Meet Hamish our demented retriever. Roller in all things dead and decomposing, chewer of doggy chewing gum(horse shit to me and you) and eater of long grass (which then has to be pulled from bum when pooing - lovely...). Fox poo shampoo - lovely jubbly and works a treat 😁

I was drunk at a garden party and there was a lot of chat about the 'tequila worm' etc and somehow it turned into a I dare you to eat a slug for £50.

I won't go into all the gory details, but let's just say that the 'slug slime' is very hard to get off your teeth!

I'm far more sensible these days I promise

Oh and my dog once ate a pooey nappy when we were on holiday. We were in a caravan and I'd put it on the awning floor briefly as we were off for a walk and I was going to dispose of it on the way out. Came out of the caravan to find the dog licking his lips! He pooed silicone balls for a day or two after that!

Our lurcher absolutely loves rolling in any kind of poo (thankfully not human, as yet!) too. It's so gross. She also eats grass so often has poo dangling out of her bottom which needs removing bleurgh

I put a boot on which felt funny, like there was something obstructing the toe end. Puzzled, so took foot out and had a look. It was a dead and decomposing mouse which puss must've deposited when I wasn't looking. I can still see its guts today. Yuck.
I couldn't bear to look at it any further so left a note for DH asking if he could deal with it as I was on my way out. He did so without complaint.

Years earlier we'd been out for a meal. When we got home my tummy felt strange, in mid-sentence I had to dash upstairs to be sick. I'd intended to use the loo but couldn't get there in time - so was sick in the sink instead. I put the taps on to try and wash it away but it just made things worse. Loads of sick in the sink which wouldn't go down the plug-hole. Dear lovely hubby put me to bed with a bucket while he dealt with the mess.

In his youth he'd worked on a farm and said, "Once you've had to put your hand up a cow's whatsit, you're never scared of stuff like that ever again". What a hero!