Posting for traffic: I'm parked in!!! Help!!

[Writerwannabe83]

I've just had a hospital appointment and came out to find some idiot has parked right behind me to the point I can't get out!!!

In desperation for a car park space he has practically parked across an entrance way to another road and so as to try and not completely block that entrance he's pulled forward as close to me as he possibly can to the point where there isn't even 2 inches between the front of his car and the back of mine.

There's a car in front of me and although the distance between us is fine due to the car behind me being so close I can't reverse at all in order to swing my car out around the one in front.

I'm wedged in and have no idea what to do!! Am I supposed to just sit here until the person who has parked behind he just turns up? They could be hours and hours!!

The real problem though is the immoral,unethical and astronomical parking charges most hospitals have which causes people to look elsewhere to park.. That and a less considerate, fragmented society through centralisation and lack of community ..

French method, observed in Paris, is to reverse slowly, continue reversing until the car behind is where you want it, then move forward

I may have done this when some twat parked too close behind me. The driver was in the car too.
I apologised profusely. I meant it not one bit.