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Nicolarse and Cuntaline

999 replies

birdladyfromhomealone · 10/01/2017 10:36

Update after 4pm!

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CookieLady · 10/01/2017 16:34

C'mon. Spit it out.

birdladyfromhomealone · 10/01/2017 16:34

Im enjoying this now!
After the STRESS Ive had today this thread is better than wine and dare I say it Wine!
So guess what I found on my drive when I got back from the doctors?
Not Cuntalines car but this

OP posts:
fuckoffdailysnail · 10/01/2017 16:34

Does cuntalines car actually belong to
Nicholarse and he's made cuntaline up???

Error404usernamenotfound · 10/01/2017 16:34

PLEASE just type the whole thing as one long post - this drip-drip update is more than my nerves can stand...

Manumission · 10/01/2017 16:34

I'm feeling a slight twinge too onion

c3pu · 10/01/2017 16:34

This level of drip feed sounds trip-trap LOL

Katedotness1963 · 10/01/2017 16:34

I think it's going to be a huge bunch of flowers and a grovelling apology note....

C8H10N4O2 · 10/01/2017 16:35

Give her time to get the pictures uploaded and the text in - takes me ages sometimes

autumnmonths · 10/01/2017 16:35

she must've left you a bottle of wine at the very least

BabychamSocialist · 10/01/2017 16:35

I actually prefer the drip feed - at least it means we have to pace ourselves!

I haven't been this on edge since they revealed who shot JR in Dallas...

MycatsaPirate · 10/01/2017 16:35

FFS! Op I am nearly hyperventilating here!!

Just tell us please!

Oofimanoeuf · 10/01/2017 16:35

Actually I'm enjoying this

Lumberries · 10/01/2017 16:35

I can't take this, I might faint.

birdladyfromhomealone · 10/01/2017 16:35

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MrsStinkey · 10/01/2017 16:35

The suspense is actually killing me OP I need to know the rest before I have to her back to my daily life!!

DontTouchTheMoustache · 10/01/2017 16:35

Had she taken a shit on the drive?

InvisibleKittenAttack · 10/01/2017 16:35

who's is that?!

BarryTheKestrel · 10/01/2017 16:36

My refresh button is getting a bashing here

doodlejump1980 · 10/01/2017 16:36

So who's car is that one then??

DesolateWaist · 10/01/2017 16:36

ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!

ItsLikeRainOnYourWeddingDay · 10/01/2017 16:36

Sorry card! Box of Thorntons?!

Lumberries · 10/01/2017 16:36

WHAT!!!!!!?!?!?!?!? WHO'S CAR???

So many questions!

UntilTheCowsComeHome · 10/01/2017 16:36

What?!!

IamNotDarling · 10/01/2017 16:36

Oooh, waiting in anticipation!

fuckoffdailysnail · 10/01/2017 16:36

Oh shut up!!!! Who's car is this?! This is better than I imagined