Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

Oh come on , people are waiting

Come on OP's kettle, hurry up and bloody boil!

...also going to make a cuppa!

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anyone?

What's this about horse and hound? Is that a basis for another thread? AIBU to think parking thread in a lie and infact it's about horses in stables?

But how does soap wind Caro up by Caro counting houses?

Hurry OP! A cold drink will do.

Also making some tea over here and hoping to dear god work doesn't suddenly get busy! This is far too important

Can someone screen some H&H juicy bits???
HOW DARE THEY talk rubbish about the OP

OP will you be my friend

Just in time OP! I have been switch 'n' baited into hosting a (free childcare) playdate in direct contravention of my shiny new just say no policy and this is literally going to be the highlight of my evening.

Lovely to see you're back OP you've been missed

Never mind tea, popcorn anyone?!

OP. Not soap 🙄

WIBU to ignore a call from DH asking me to go pick him up whenever the tow truck arrives to get him and his written-off truck if the call comes before the OP updates? I mean, he's already been sitting around for a couple of hours where the wreck happened so an hour or two more won't make much difference will it?

I need to go shopping! Hurry up op!

Just ignore him Euro!

European utterly understandable - am I back in time to find out where Caroline is buried?

Anyone want one of these shortbread biscuits while we settle down for an evening's entertainment?

Screw your DH Euro, this is more important

I'm waiting

I am a H&H member too birdladyfromhomealone and they are being being so suspicious!!

The tow truck can give him a lift surely euro? Or he can ride shotgun. Priorities.

I left at 10.45pm to go to the doctors and didnt have the courage to confront Nicholarse before seeing the doctor.
So I was pretty sure Cuntaline would move her car once I had gone but it was still in the restricted times so after I had been seen at the doctors I reall couldnt resist going home to see if she had move the car.
and the bitch had moved it BUT there a huge twist in the tale!!!!

OMG OMG OMG