To kill my dh?

[dingit]

Woke everyone at 6am looking for his season ticket.

Last seen on hall table, so after he had gone, I waded through 2 boxes of soggy/ frozen recycling. Twice.

He just found it in his bag.

Arrange weekend away, book brass band for 0530. Revenge served and prison avoided

You're welcome

Ah, good. All sorted! Carry on, dingit

I've got a supply of duct tape and bin bags you're welcome to.

Next time he has hangover, the new advice states that bashing a metal pan near the face with a wooden spoon helps cure it. Might have to give it a go

Don't want the poor lamb to suffer now do we

A pint of Marstons and a packet of stuffing the night before, then give him a Dutch Oven.

Normally killing people is wrong.

There are however exceptions.

LTB - 😀

i'd like to add Sherbet sweets to the pint and stuffing, you know.. just incase.