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To kill my dh?

12 replies

dingit · 03/01/2017 08:59

Woke everyone at 6am looking for his season ticket.

Last seen on hall table, so after he had gone, I waded through 2 boxes of soggy/ frozen recycling. Twice.

He just found it in his bag. Envy

OP posts:
PuntasticUsername · 03/01/2017 09:00
BellaGoth · 03/01/2017 09:01
SaoirseLikeInertia · 03/01/2017 09:03
JanuaryMoods · 03/01/2017 09:04
GunnyHighway · 03/01/2017 09:18

Arrange weekend away, book brass band for 0530. Revenge served and prison avoided

You're welcome

Catzpyjamas · 03/01/2017 09:20

Ah, good. All sorted! Carry on, dingit Grin

gunsandbanjos · 03/01/2017 09:21

I've got a supply of duct tape and bin bags you're welcome to.

Soubriquet · 03/01/2017 09:23

Next time he has hangover, the new advice states that bashing a metal pan near the face with a wooden spoon helps cure it. Might have to give it a go

Don't want the poor lamb to suffer now do we

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 03/01/2017 09:26

A pint of Marstons and a packet of stuffing the night before, then give him a Dutch Oven.

pithivier · 03/01/2017 09:26

Normally killing people is wrong.

There are however exceptions.

bilbodog · 03/01/2017 10:00

LTB - 😀

CherrySkull · 03/01/2017 10:44

i'd like to add Sherbet sweets to the pint and stuffing, you know.. just incase.

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