So, my ears have been tortured this morning by 'Mistletoe and Wine' and I actually listened to the lyrics. None of them apply.
Mistletoe - nope.
Wine - I'm teetotal, DH likes a spiced dark rum.
Children singing Christ-ee-an rhyme - not a chance.
With logs on the fire - full gas central heating
And gifts on the tree - I think mine might be crushed under the weight of a PlayStation 4
My new verse does not flow so well....
Christmas time, pre-lit 7ft tree and rum
Children singing Taylor Swift
With the central heating on
And gifts in the wardrobe.
Any others? Maybe 'hanging up your stocking on the wall?' Nope.