Quite outing so I'll try to be as vague as possible.
Me and my partner were very kindly invited to stay over with a relative on Friday. Very kind of them. All was going well until until we decided to retire to bed. The room was beautifully presented but I noticed there was a faint smell but just assumed dp had farted. Dp has bowel issues so I thought nothing of it and carried on getting changed. Then I pulled the duvet back to climb into bed and all became clear. There was shit in the bed!!!!!
Me and dp were mortified! Now the relatives we were staying with have a pet so at first I thought they may be the culprit but surely not under the duvet? And without going into too much detail the fecal matter was human arse level so I can only assume my dirty mare of a relative hasn't changed the sheets before we arrived (she often has guests stay over).
There was no way me or dp were going to say anything so we had to sleep on the floor in the foul smelling room!
Dp is livid but I'm just glad I didn't get into bed without looking and get covered in it. And at least it was just the one night we had to suffer. WIBU not to say anything?