AIBU workman and poo!

[JustDontGetIt]

I had a job done to my roof. it was literally a mornings work. The work was done last Tues so it's been over a week. One of the lads on the job asked to use the loo. The others never did. But he did a poo. I could smell it so badly when he left. He did open the window. We live 2 mins walk from a good sized Tesco with 4 loos. Why couldn't he go there? It's been ten days now and the smell keeps flooding back and he left the loo clean but I've been traumatised. I had a year of builders using my loo but I wasn't living in the house so I wasn't to know. I feel like I can't shift the smell out of my memory. AIBU?!

Once, when on holiday in the States, I did a poo so smelly the poor sod in the next cubicle piped up 'jeez, someone needs to see a doctor'. You definitely would have been traumatised by that.

btw I am not a workman. However I had a 2 week long diet of steak, ribs, bacon and fried chicken

I'm sorry, I'm pissing myself at poos haunting people. Can you imagine that in Ghostbusters?

"Help, I'm being haunted!"
"Yes ma'am, what is it? Demon? Poltergeist?"
"No, it's a manifestation of a shit a builder took 10 days ago and it won't leave me alone!!"

Google poo pourri. You can buy it on Amazon. Any strangers ask to use your loo again, say "fine" and hand them the bottle.

We had an estate agent take a massive smelly dump in our toilet minutes before a viewing!! (The viewing did not lead to an offer...)

Can't stop laughing that someone reported a bt worker for using their loo; even when they asked for permission first

My husband's a workman. You're right OP. They do special workmen poos made of fry ups, pork scratching and Stella. It's rank. I have to clean the toilet with Napalm.