First world problems (lighthearted)

[Booshbeesh]

My crisps are too crunchy and i cant hear the tv!! :(

Oh :( Poor you!

Here's mine....I'm working from home and I overestimate how long my project would take...now I have all afternoon to fill and can't think what to do!

Turn the TV up!

Ha ha ha, that is brilliant. Turn the telly up, fuck the neighbours. Or soak the crisps in h20.

I cant turn it up, the remote is all the way over thereeee ----》

My 3 amaryllis in a trough are growing at different rates so won't all be in flower together

I used too much smoked garlic and smoked cheese in the cauliflower&broccoli cheese bake that I've just made. The smokey garlicky flavour is overpowering the rest of the dish

I bought some glittery Christmas wrapping paper and now my house (and husband and children) is covered in that very fine glitter that doesn't Hoover up

Ugh, I feel you. Cadburys chocolate twats have changed the wrappers on roses, so my caramel barrels dont look like cute little barrels anymore.

I bought a bag (yes, a bag not a tin - this was bad enough) of heroes to fill my advent calendar, only got round to filling it today because I'm crap and found out they don't fit as for some reason and I'm utterly perplexed. And disappointed. And eating my way through the entire bag as compensation.

Also this evening I dropped my cup of tea in the bath and sobbed because I couldn't work out if I was more disappointed that my tea was full of bubbles, or my bath full of tea . pregnant not a lunatic

Sleighbells

I bought some glittery Christmas wrapping paper and now my house (and husband and children) is covered in that very fine glitter

Where did you buy the glittery wrapping paper?

I'm in a hotel and I ordered my breakfast in bed for 07.30 but I'm awake now and hungry.

I have just started wearing hearing aids. DH has to now tip his crisps onto a plate because the bag rattling is piercing and drives me nuts. I don't like eating crisps when I am wearing them.

Tesco Ahickiefromkinickie