To think calling this a skirt is taking the piss?

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Really? Really???

It's a jacket for your thighs

Amazing that it's on the sale.

Its a butt warmer.

It'd be handy if you split your pants.

Guess it keeps your bump warm?! You'd have to wear leggings with it, surely? ?
Seems a lot of money for half a skirt!

eh ? am i missing something or this 'skirt' ? you have to ask yourself ....why ??

YANBU but the shop is BU.

Arse cape

That's a cape. Well that's what my 3yo would use it as

It's a Viking thing

What underwear do you wear with that?

What are you meant to wear in the front bit, to stop you looking like a superhero? You'd have to have a Brazilian to wear one at least.

I think the opposite lemony. It would be bloody cold with only a Brazilian to keep you warm...

Good point!

wtf. They're like chaps or something...

ps get your phone on to charge asap OP! Can you find us any more weird clothes to gawp at?

That's a pinny. Or an apron. The pics backwards!

So they ran out of material and decided to sell the scraps at eighty quid a go...

Genius

Still, at least everything would be nicely aired.

I couldn't be doing with that, it's hard enough making sure one lot of hair reasonably neat for the day, let alone taming enough down there for public perusal. hoiks bosom and purses lips

This is the description of the aforementioned "skirt", from the TK Maxx website

"Featuring a metal buckle detailing on the waistband and a flattering, A-line design. This light brown piece also has an open front, giving it added character"

What are you supposed to wear with it?
It seems a bit pointless.

It's a bum cape!

Gosh - big discount. Can't understand why!

"Giving it added character"

I think it's rather lacking in something: a fucking front!

"Light brown piece"

It's a piece alright! A piece of fabric!

"I'll just put my piece on...."

Emperor's new clothes anyone?