To think if your a fussy eater dinner invites clearly are not for you

[Thefishewife]

Sick of this my friend is always moaning I never over for dinner howver she only eats chicken has Katup with eveything (mostly the food I cook dosent require red sause so I don't buy it) she dosent eat ice cream cakes or cream ffs

My borther is coming tomrrow and we wanted to make pella for dinner he sexplained he only eats plain rice so would like it and also can't eat after 4 as it gives him wind so if he could come at 2 for a early Lunch my nice also eats only junk so sil brings her a packed lunch full of Dariyle dunks and scotch eggs and chocs my girls are pretty good eaters but it starts to get diffcult when Somone eles is having junk food I wish I never invited them

What the fuck is wrong with people

The thread that keeps on giving!

DS4(6) eats only beige.
Now with the addition of (non-beige) raw carrot.
I hope he will have expanded his 'safe' foods by the time he is an adult.

My public service to MNkind today is to introduce the OP to this: .

It's a full stop.

A period.

A way to divide up your separate sentences so normal folk can decipher what you are writing.

You are welcome.

Just give them a dish of plain rice and a tub of ketchup they sound like cheap eats

Brilliant! I'm literally crying with laughter!

galena. But I'm English and I'm not sure I want to end every sentence with a period. I'd end up with anemia....

For some reason the OP reminded me of this😂

ItShouldHaveBeen I'm English too and do not usually use 'period' unless discussing Downton Abbey. However, I wanted to try to explain the punctuation mark's name and role in as many ways as possible.

Take iron tablets or eat spinach! Good for the iron levels.

Thank you so much for the t-Rex and Sharon links. They remain the best!

Apart from the children's party one... Can't remember the details now but there were shenanigans in the back garden...

Lots of kids are fussy eaters...one of mine is...that's understandable.

Adult fussy eaters piss me right off though!

That's amazing Pale.
How the fuck can you spell nearly every word wrong??

galena . Now spinach is one thing I would be fussy about... That and advocadoes .

I say, plate of white rice, bottle of tomato sauce. Crack on!

Paleogal Thats Grate!

"bonglo" may be my new favourite word

And avocado is loverly!

Eye thunk the OP haz a unik way of eggpressing herzelf.

YANBU OP.

Fuzzy eaterz need to stay in their own bongloo

I was quietly reading this thread and jut about containing the giggles but Paleo you have made me cry!! Grate Bonglos indeed!

Paleogal the best bit of your picture is hat from the small tile (before you open it) the fridge looks really pissed off!

• THAT!!!

Dying at re-reading trex and Sharon threads. Always kills me when someone randomly says 'is that you sharon'

OP, where are you? How do we pronounce your username?! I must know!

I have annoyed the whole of my family by trying to stifle laughter whilst they're watching a film.

This is the OP equivalent to Les Dawson's piano playing. 'Tis genius!

OP does that mean your brother doesn't eat anything at all after 4pm?

All I'm thinking is your brother must go to bed extremely early if he manages to last without any food from 4pm.

OP are you Spanish. That would explain 2 pm being considered early for lunch and 4 being more normal, and the paella of course.

No we just had stuff for pealla and didn't think it was that offesive