To think if your a fussy eater dinner invites clearly are not for you

[Thefishewife]

Sick of this my friend is always moaning I never over for dinner howver she only eats chicken has Katup with eveything (mostly the food I cook dosent require red sause so I don't buy it) she dosent eat ice cream cakes or cream ffs

My borther is coming tomrrow and we wanted to make pella for dinner he sexplained he only eats plain rice so would like it and also can't eat after 4 as it gives him wind so if he could come at 2 for a early Lunch my nice also eats only junk so sil brings her a packed lunch full of Dariyle dunks and scotch eggs and chocs my girls are pretty good eaters but it starts to get diffcult when Somone eles is having junk food I wish I never invited them

What the fuck is wrong with people

"he sexplained he only eats plain rice so would like it and also can't eat after 4 as it gives him wind"

Not very sexy sexplaining. I bloody love autocorrect at times like these!

Ahhh my favourite kind of thread.

Ps you probably shouldnt sexplain with your borther. It's not a family activity

Fwiw ds1 is a fussy eater. Pescetarian and has a long list of food dislikes. Thankfully our family and friends lover him/us enough to cater for him anyway.

And while they sit a muse why do just won't eat anything much I will sit and look and borther who only eats plain fucking rice not after 4pm 😳

Is that you, Sharon?

Haha I hope no one will be doing a TRex either!!

So you will all just be sitting looking at each other?

I luffs Katup I only eat it before 4pm though..............My nice luffs it too.

I think the reason your brother has to sexplain about his wind if he eats after four sounds like it could possibly have something to do with his diet? Just make the paella, suggest he maybe avoids the chorizo and hope he doesn't get wind resulting in further embarrassing sexplaining? Incidentally, sexplaining didn't exist on my iPad until just now, I'd love to know more about it?

Just make something that you like OP

No we're having lamb , roast potatoes , salad and garlic and herb rolls

No point doing a roast as they don't eat Yorkshire puds or gravey of stuffing sigh

I like lamb, I'll come round instead of your brother, I'm happy to eat after 4

I will sit and look and borther who only eats plain fucking rice not after 4pm 😳

Also with dn I think it's rude brining round your own meal and she must see how it will be tricky for mine if her child is sat eating a bloody Sotch egg and Dunkers I over a lovey dinner

Jesus H Christ. Learn to spell.

Wtf is a goat ball?

Why borther

Do you have a lovey dinner before or after the sexplaining?

You sound quite angry OP. Just serve what you planned to serve. If they don't want to eat it, they can buy a take-away on their way home.

loodle, what's a TRex?

And while they sit a muse why do just won't eat anything much I will sit and look are you Yoda op??

Jesus H Christ. Learn to spell.
Harsh. I think the OP is typing badly because she'd pissed off.

Wtf is a goat ball

I'm guessing Goats testicles, it might be all right with katsup.

RubbishMantra it was a previous thread that sounded like the OP. There was also a very similar one by someone called Sharon

Just give them a hamwich.

I'm imagining the sort of person who has sexplaining in their autocorrect.

Goat Balls with Katsup hmm, I was wondering what to make for lunch tomorrow