To think this could be the most embarrassing parent moment EVER?

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13 year old son found my rampant rabbit!!!!

The porn DVD was part of a joke present that the bride-to-be accidentally left behind. It was lesbian porn - not sure if that makes it better or worse TBH.

Meant to say that it didn't get watched at the party. Honest

I found my mums around that age...despite many attempts I have still not managed to forget it.

I won a toy from LoveHoney years ago. I opened it but never used it (trouble with a specific type of battery I think). I hid it in the inside pocket of a suit jacket dh hadn't worn in years as my kids were rooters. I noticed one day the suit had gone. He'd dropped it off to be dry cleaned and his brother was picking it up to wear to a wedding. I didn't tell him, he hasn't asked, nothing was mentioned and no one has said anything but I know that they know...

My dd 3 popped on a pair of my dirty pants and pulled them right up to her tummy so I didn't notice. After nursery the teacher handed me a plastic bag with said dirty pants

I hope this isn't another child discovering sexual faux pas thread that is picked up by the dailyfail/heil.

People have got some strange storage places for their dildos.
Bedside table seems to be a common one.

I think the worst embarrassing parent one I've heard was someone who in about year 9/10 was watching a sex ed film which included real footage of a birth in all it's glory below the waist. Then it panned upwards and he realised it was his parents giving birth to him.

Probably apocryphal but I can't think of much worse than that.

My worst was when we used to have a huge black bondage whip and we used to keep it hanging off the clothes horse in the bedroom as a joke to give each other a whip as we were getting dressed. When we moved house my dad, mum, uncle, my DH's best friend and 2 blokes that we casually knew helped and it wasn't until the clothes horse was stood in our living room we all realised what was hanging off it. My dads face was an absolute picture

One was in a donation at the charity shop I work in. The manager was sure it was in there by mistake....I mean not something you would want second hand(pardon the pun)

My most embarrassing parenting moment was when DS1 pulled my copy of the Daily Mail out of my bag and waved it about at the school gates. I don't think that can be beaten really.

My kids haven't found mine as such but when ds was looking for batteries and I said we had none...

Next time I went to use my vibrator... No batteries in it

I can remember as a teem a friend showing us her mother's and declaring she used it as well.... Yeah never went around her house again 😷

Why would a bedside table be a weird place to keep your toys?? Surely better than the kitchen drawers or bathroom cabinet?? And for curiosity'/ sake, where do you keep yours?

I have no idea about all this Daily Mail chatter I don't read it. We have decided to also go with the inside pocket of an old suit jacket... I expect next time one of us tries to lift it up we will end up with dislocated shoulder (it's quite heavy now ) ... bedside table too predictable.. the bondage whip post made me laugh so much!! anyway he seems to have forgotten and / or decided not to mention it again thank goodness... and yes I did drink lots of wine to get over it, rather that than spend precious seconds commenting on a thread that I purport to 'hate'

I think the moment I created for my mum and dad was a classic. Woke up in the night when about 5 and wandered into their bedroom and caught them well and truly at it. I shouted "Daddy why are you squashing Mummy" and he said "its all right we are just playing trampolines". The next day I announced at the door to the Milkman "Do you play trampolines and press up and down on the bed like my daddy does with mummy" ... red faces must have prevailed.

My mum found mine when she was putting some clothes away for me! She didn't know what it was, shouts of me and says 'your dn left his action man you should led sil know' I said 'that's one thing you could call it, it's mine' at which point she's waving it around, pressing buttons, until 'ohhhhhhhh' the penny drops, the look on her face was priceless and she dropped it like hot coal. Few minutes of silence passed then 'it's very big...how?' At which point I can't contain the laughter anymore!

Luckily DD (teen) hasn't found mine but she did catch us at it a year or so back. She'd gone out so we decided to take advantage of this. Unfortunately iit HAD to be the time she remembered her keys. Let herself in, unheard by us. Hears a noise from upstairs so wanders up, straight into our room asking if I need my painkillers. Luckily hubby heard her as she got to the door and yanked up the quilt. Red faces all round .......

You seem to be getting off quite lightly. Last poster who posted this got flamed for being disgusting and leaving it out etc etc.

Funny old place this is.

Agreed.

I also agree this is going in the fail because op is probably the journalist so just to balance it out maybe y'all take a moment and think of the AIBU is op was saying dc found terrible dh's porn stash, boohoo!

Bunch of hypocrites!

My friends son found hers when he was 5 and then proceeded to tell his teacher that his mum had a 'bed bat' in case someone broke into the house!!! She was mortified especially as he was going to a church school

it's certainly up there

Well it looks likt THE SUN got in before the fail this time.

Thinking I might retrain to be a journalist. Easy money - trawl the Internet and editorialise forums!
Pathetic!

In other news - could barely breath for laughing silently on the train!

I once went upstairs to go to bed to find my five year old son fast asleep in my bed cuddling my rabbit I disentangled him from said offending item, tucked him back into bed and hoped he would never remember!!