Oh no!
Do you think he brought your story are were you let down by your blushes?
My DDs special needs school had a whole school assembly for a visit with a community policeman.
PC stood at the front and held aloft some handcuffs, "anyone know what these are?"
DD was the first to keenly answer, " they're braclets my mums got lots of them in her bedroom drawer, it's a special drawer, mum says children aren't allowed in there"
I do have a jewellery drawer but I had never owned any handcuffs.
Teacher and DD didn't mention the handcuff incident, until.....
Presentation evening, DD got her achievement year book, a book full of photos, a lovely one of DD standing with the policeman whilst holding the handcuffs!
They were all giggling at me in the governors meeting, I had a lot of teasing.
My mate thought it would be a hoot to send me a birthday gift my mail, my DD opened the present, pink fluffy handcuffs, she popped them in her bag for show and tell, I used major distraction (chocolate buttons) and rescued them.
When in Lanzorote we went in a shop that sold some odd things crutchless knickers and a basque adorned a mannequin, I enticed him away to look at some skull wristbands, whilst congratulating my rapid thinking, he marches up to join me and DDs at the till, promptly puts the two wristbands on the counter, then stands this huge wooden hand carved penis on the counter and asked if he could buy it to use to keep his wristbands tidy.
I only go out with them in heavy disguise.
Was I little worried about our trip to Amsterdam but did manage to avoid the sex shop etc