Shouldn't whiskey have one of those keep away from eyes warnings on the bottle?

[HoneyDragon]

It bloody stings so it does.

37% alcohol tends to.

Were you doing eyeball shots again? We've talked about this.

You're supposed to drink it, not use it for eyewash.

It's a bit early for hard liquor

They put it on baby soap but not whiskey it's outrageous. Smudged me mascara and I've wiped away half my eyebrow rinsing my eye.

The baby soap thing is a massive lie - put some in my eye (aged 15, bet with stupid sister), and it was excruciating.

YABVVVU to waste whiskey on your eye though.

Rats obviously I wasn't drinking whisky before the school run I was injecting it.

You know it says on baby soap to KEEP IT AWAY from eyes, yes? That should've been a clue.

And it's no more tears rhymes with hairs not tears rhymes with ears)

lol I think this is proof that it is too early

No more tears as in skin tears?

No way. It's no more tears as in eye tears...which rhymes with ears

The baby soap said "as gentle on the eyes as pure water". An aspiring young scientist, I wanted to test this claim.

Presumably pure water burns like acid and leaves you partially blind for 30 minutes while your sister wets herself laughing?

It's definitely tears/ears.

Put the whiskey down.

Fuck me! They're still making their outlandish statement! I feel a strongly worded letter coming on.

You haven't said what type of whiskey? Need to know so as to ensure I avoid it in my eyes.

Bet it's Jack Daniels

Honey has always struck me as a JD person

I am sober as a judge, thank you Surely it really means as in hair tangles? That stuffs as bad as whiskey on eyeballs.

Waffles Johnnie Black.

I've wiped away half my eyebrow rinsing my eye.

If you don't wear eyebrow pencil, that is strong stuff...

Sorry, my drawn on eyebrows. Not the sparse hairs that are my eyebrow reality.

This you Honey?

Maybe a whiskey eyebrow job was needed

Ok I'm just going to ask what the whiskey is doing near the eye in the first place? Is there some trick I don't know about since I last bothered with make up in 2010?

"They put it on baby soap but not whiskey it's outrageous."

Well in fairness, most people tend not to wash in whisky...

So if the bottle had had a warning message you'd have a) read it, b) kept the whiskey away from your eyes?

Honey has already explained, she wasnt drinking the whisky, she was injecting it. Presumably did that thing of holding a syringe vertically upwards and expelling a bit to get rid of air bubbles?

In other festive beverage news, Baileys stings if used on your 'lady area'

You're welcome.

Nothing to add but oh my those eyebrows and Honey Jack Daniels would be a natural antiseptic but I still wouldn't use it as an eye wash