Shouldn't whiskey have one of those keep away from eyes warnings on the bottle?

[HoneyDragon]

It bloody stings so it does.

Baileys on your bits mind boggles as to how you found THAT out

This could only be HoneyDragon!!

If it's only 37% alcohol, it ain't whisky. Or whiskey.

Most people would have more brain than to use whiskey as eyewash unless they were ridiculously drunk.

If you haven't yet learned not to put alcohol in your eyes, you're too young to be drinking it.

How do you ever make it out of the house?

Should have the same warning for jizz. That stings like fuck as well.

You say "just injecting whiskey" but it's not a joke is it? Before you know it you'll be mainlining Special brew and doing the school run in pyjamas and uggs.

I'm tea total. Even I know I'm not the sort of person who should be allowed to drink.

I would've thought it obvious from the injecting I was feeding the cake.

I think using Bailys as a sex aid is a worse crime than whiskey eye shots btw.

What was your eyeball doing on the naked Christmas cake?

Ahem I don't consider jack Daniels whisky (or even whiskey), johnnie black barely qualifies - it could have been worse, it could have been a really decent single malt getting wasted on your eye

Johnnie Black's good enough for cake!

I tipped a entire 25 year old Glen Livet down the sink by accident many years ago. Dh has never really forgiven me for that.

My eyeball was in my head.

Obviously

What was your eyeball doing on the naked Christmas cake?

That's what I want to know.

The Bailey's fanjo wash sounds more like something Buppy would have got up to. What happened, Cows?

In my defence we were drunk.

Next time I'd wear goggles.

That's Honey not Cows by the way.

Okay what was your head doing on the naked Christmas cake?

Was your mouth involved in dribbling the scotch in?

The whole 'ice cube up your thigh' thing seemed like a sexy thing to do, then we moved on to kissing downstairs with a mouthful of baileys.

It ceased being sexy.

We haven't had foodstuffs in the bedroom since.

Except tea and biscuits on a Saturday morning obviously.

how does one tip an entire bottle of whisk(e)y down the sink accidentally? did you think it was a bottle of piss?

And it's no more tears rhymes with hairs not tears rhymes with ears

Oh my god ! This is a revelation ! No wonder DD screamed when I smothered her in the stuff with gay abandon and certainly no concern for stingy eyes

how does one tip an entire bottle of whisk(e)y down the sink accidentally? did you think it was a bottle of piss?

Is there a difference?

I get the injecting part. Not sure where your eye comes into it though.

Tipping Glenlivet down the sink is Sacrilege. Johnnie Walker, not so much.

Squirted the wrong way. Easy mistake to make.

'I tipped a entire 25 year old Glen Livet down the sink by accident many years ago. Dh has never really forgiven me for that.' how are you still married?

'Is there a difference?' wash your mouth out! (Not with glenlivet it'd clearly be a waste )