Shouldn't whiskey have one of those keep away from eyes warnings on the bottle?

[HoneyDragon]

It bloody stings so it does.

Yeah, I could picture it. Only I thought you were trying to liven up your puff mince pies. Even for you, two separate weirdnesses at once is a bit much.

I'm not weird about about mince pies lots of people agree with me

Yeah, but MN is full of people with weird ideas.

Whisky butter is quite nice folloped under the pastry lid.

Shortcrust obvs.

Squirted the wrong way. Easy mistake to make

Are we talking about spunk now?

Deodorant in the eye is evil. And it makes it all dry so you can't blink it out.

No. I'm definitely talking about whiskey. I would quite like, for once, to not have one of my threads take a disturbing and long tangent on the subject of semen and it's uses. Please.

I would quite like, for once, to not have one of my threads take a disturbing and long tangent on the subject of semen and it's uses. Please.

I can't remember ever seeing one of your threads take a tangent in that direction. Are you sure you're not thinking of immac or blue stuff?