..to never talk to my sister again... (light hearted)

[FV45]

Had a Gap jumper in my online basket. Talked to sister on phone. Go back to basket. SOLD OUT.

It was going to be crap anyway, right?

Nope. It fitted like a glove. Your hair and skin against the colour had a glow that make up couldn't match. It went with everything you own EVERYTHING. There will never be another like it.
HTH.

Ps disown her.

Maybe she's being a nice sister and it's your Christmas present?