to think that Trump running the US is like Peter Stringfellow as PM?

[Mitchell50]

Who would be the UK equivalent of Trump? Even Nigel Farage has some policy experience, at least...

Alan Sugar? Sir Shifty-pension-stealing-Green? Prince I-like-private-jets Andrew? Del Boy?

Piers Morgan?

Yes Sausage! Excellent

Katie Hopkins.

Even Katy Hopkins doesn't go around bragging about grabbing women 'by the pussy'...presumably

Jeremy Corbyn.

Noted Ginger...thank you for your contribution. Poor Jeremy. He buys his vests at Holloway Road Market and makes jam. Trump doesn't make jam

Philip Green - he's orange most of the year

In my head Trump and Stringfellow were the same person. Also, for a while, when Trump started campaigning, I kept thinking "why is the playboy bunny guy running for office?"

Then I realised it was actually much worse.