It has been decided that I am the best person at work to organise the purchase of a new Santa costume for our annual Christmas event. The last one is a few years old and suffered badly after an elf grabbed hold of Santa's leg after they jumped out of an aeroplane during a grand entrance at a previous event!
The thing is, I have no idea how you tell what a good costume is and they all look very similar online. I need Santa to look naice, not like he's dressed in the dark and definitely not like a tramp.
AIBU to think that whatever I order Santa is going to look a scruff 