Just been away for 5 days with my 2 year old, leaving boyf at home with 2 small jobs to do (total time probably 90 minutes), that can only be done when no child around. He texted earlier this evening to say he hasn't done the jobs because 'the day got away from me'. Furious.
I've just driven 3 and a half hours home, getting in at 10.30. Lights are on upstairs in our bedroom, I get daughter into bed and to sleep. Come back down to empty the car before going to bed. Pop to loo, come out and boyf is lying on the sofa.. slurs at me all leery 'come and give me a snog'.
I said I wanted to empty the car, go back to bed I'll be up in 5. Cue him getting all pissy. I suggested he judge the situation slightly better, ie the front door is still open, why didn't he shut it on the way past for example, or maybe not lying on the sofa watching me empty car and put stuff away in fridge, but get up and help... maybe not be a dick
He's stumbled off to bed mumbling about he could be the best boyfriend ever and that still wouldn't be enough. I'm sort of amused... probably shouldn't be...