Can I have a job in the Home Office?
Looking at the photographs of young men who are clearly in their mid twenties that your staff seem to think are children, I could work in imigration. Or I could work on the child abuse cover up that is so much in the news for the way it is becoming a secretive process that mirrors the way victims were ignored. On the other hand of if you don't have any vacencies I could work for your collegues in the Department for Transport and come up with thousands of excuses for not making bacis decisions about infrastructure that the average woman can see was needed over fifty yeras ago.
I would like to get paid and not actually do any work that is worth my salary.. Oh and I want a gold plated public sector pension that will see me comfortable in retirement.
Yours in anticipation Mrs Trellis