I say Honey, you say

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Monster

Honey Monster, Honey Monster

I'm gagging for some sugar puffs.

AIBU?

Yes!
They are the spawn of the devil

Shut up! You'll make me want some.

I think trading standards should be involved as they taste nothing at all of lovely honey.

POAS.

I they make my wee smell funny

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G!

YABU

Yeah thanks for that.

I am going to have to go get some from the kitchen. All your fault

Frosties are better

G

Shite.

If you're talking about X factor

I bought the banana flavour ones because they had a fecking minion on the box and DD pestered me and swore she would eat them. She's had one bowl, they are rank.

Haven't had sugar puffs for ages!

And I don't have any

All bran golden crunch or shreddies here crunchy nut cornflakes are my favourite but I can't have them in the house . I used to love sugar puffs but then realised they taste of cigarettes!!!

Someone once tried to convince me the Honey Monster was called Jeremy.

That can't be true, can it?

I've had to settle for caramel popcorn.

Jeremy Honey Monster has a ring to it...

Yanbu I love Sugar Puffs!

Just a little preview of tonight's performance.

Dry? Out of the packet?

Hell yes! They're in the trolley!!

use to like them but now think they taste weird

If I drink too much white wine, my morning after wee smells like sugar puffs

Not had Sugar Puffs for ages, don't see them that often (probably because I don't look for them and the fact they're not called Sugar Puffs anymore).

I'm really boring, fave cereals are Weetabix or Cheerios.

I used to love them, but they aren't the same nowadays. They taste of nothing, they're not as sweet, and they don't make your pee smell anymore!

They're not called sugar puffs anymore